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I'm allergic to small talk Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Got no time for pleasantries? This design is for anyone who'd rather skip the superficial and get straight to the point (or just avoid talking altogether). Declare your allergy to small talk with this bold and relatable tee!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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